If you can’t take the heat, get yo ass out the kitchen
I like grilled asparagus, clear blue skies, good beer, watching movies, and watching more movies. If I meet you in person, it is highly likely that I will grab your ass. I watch Jeopardy every weeknight because I am a 65 year old spinster. The first part of that sentence is not true any more because I lost the roommate of the year: the NEPSTER!
